HOW TO REMAIN POOR

HOW TO REMAIN POOR:

1. Never wake up early. Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bed bugs, why hurry to get up?

2. Never plan how to spend your money. Whenever you get money, start spending it right away and when it's finished, you try to count and recall how you spent it.

3. Don't think of saving until you have real big money. How can you save when you earn so little? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your burning needs.

4. Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the "uneducated". How can you, a graduate, engage in petty trade, network marketing or home-based production? That's for people who never went to school!

5. Don't think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven and gives you capital. How do they expect you to invest before you get millions? Even though more than half the businesses in your town were started with little capital, you as a smart person can only start with millions.

6. Complain about everything except your own attitude and laziness. Blame the system, the government and the banks that refused to lend you money. They are all bad and do not want you to get rich.

7. Spend more than you earn. To achieve this, buy consumer products on credit and keep borrowing from friends and employers.

8. Compete in dressing. Make sure you're wearing the latest clothes. Intimidate the congregation with your trendy fashions every Sunday. Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone, you get one that is more expensive.

9. Get yourself a nice second hand car that costs more than three times your yearly salary.

10. Give your children everything they ask for since you're such a loving parent. They should not struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer that way, they will grow up lazy and hence poor enough to ensure they can't help you at old age.
[Source: Anonymous]

HOW TO THRIVE INSPITE OF ECONOMIC RECESSION

With the present state of this Nigeria Economy , virtually 28 states out of 36 states are finding it difficult to pay salaries, companies finding it difficult to break even thereby sacking , downsizing and staggering to survive yet the Tax reform is not a cheering news for Manufacturing Association Of Nigeria (MAN) or whatever they are called- the govt is trying to diversify the economy, getting more IGR to sustain the capital and recurrent expenditures but you know what-Nigeria employees will bear the brunt.

Whether you like it or not, the silent reality is that NIGERIA is now in RECESSION and the earlier you start learning how to earn legitimately using the internet as a bridge between you and the foreigners the better.

Come and join other students who will learn one or two freelance skills within few days and start earning sustainable income from FOREIGNERS without traveling out of your room. Internet has made the world a global village but what are you using the internet for? Chat on #BBM, gossip on #Twitter, #Facebook or watch Pornography and movies on #YouTube?

We give you all the resources to start making money , we create an account for you online and show you how to make money. It's 100% practical, so please if you don't have a laptop and you aren't ready to buy one soon don't bother your head, keep submitting that CV, re-write it though to suite the current reality, afterall not everyone will own a business.

But if you are ready just come and join other student on MONDAY 8th/ August/2016 to learn any of the courses attached below and become authority in your chosen career, you don't need to reinvent the wheel- simply climb on our shoulder and attain success speedily.We will mentor you and offer you lifetime support as far as INTERNET BUSINESS is concerned. We also do Bulk sms marketing (www.gbenysms.com) , mini-importation and information marketing Business. Please Note:- This course is for both Female, male, young. old and everybody that can still learn how to click a mouse.YES..it's as simple as that.And also i didn't promise you 500,000 or 1m per month, so if what you are looking for is quick riches, please consult your best ORACLE .It's a real business and it's better than slaving/working you life away in a lebanese, indian,china company.

For More Info contact GbenyTech on whatsapp :08022334112, BBM:2B101CEC .

YOUR OPPORTUNITY IN THE $10 BILLION INDUSTRY

Have you heard of Stephen Akintayo? He is undoubtedly, Africa's Premier digital marketing consultant. Now his firm is organizing a FREE Ecommerce and IdeaNation seminar.
According to former communications technology minister, Dr Omobola Johnson, $10 billion is the potential transaction of Ecommerce sites in nigeria and right now the industry is not even 10% saturated.

So if you are looking for tech area to invest,Ecommerce is one for sure. A lot of people can come into that market and make Billions.The question is, where will your Ecommerce site be when Nigeria realizes that dream of $10Billion worth of transactions? How much of that $10Billion will come to your company? Business is pure logic! How can you position your Ecommerce site to earn and dominate your niche? A More important question is ,Do you have an Ecommerce site? Do you know that you can have an Ecommerce site for any business?

In the seminar, you will

* ECommerce conception

* Drop shipping concept

* Innovative thinking

* Turning local problems to a solution monetized site

* Product, stock and proposition

* Marketing and acquisition - overview of key channels

* Online merchandising and selling

* Retention and insight

* Usability, testing and user experience

* Integration across channels

* Performance Frameworks
Just simply log on to
http://www.stephenakintayo.com/ecommerceandideanation to register.

Date: FRIDAy 29th July 2016

FREE

Time 11am

Venue: SMEHouse 51/52 ijaye road,Ogba Bus stop,Ikeja.

FREE but strictly by registration. Seat is base in first come first served.

Call: 08188111999 for direction and Enquiry.